Parachute and Brooklinen Sheets Are Both Game Changers, But There’s a Clear Winner

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Oooh, look at you getting ready to invest in high-quality sheets. Unlike most grown-up decisions, this is an easy one because only two brands are dominating the world of bedding right now: Brooklinen and Parachute.

Both of these organic sheet brands operate direct to consumer (so you won’t find them in stores) and have similar price points. Oh, and both make me daydream about crawling back into bed during my workday…but maybe that’s a personal issue?

To be honest, you really can’t go wrong with either (it’s like a Lebron James and Michael Jordan situation). But if that makes you even more confused, join us as we take a deep dive into everything you need to know about these organic sheet brands. Then read on to find out exactly what happened when one of our editors literally slept on sheets from Brooklinen and Parachute. Let’s cuddle up, shall we?

The IRL Test

First, a quick primer on how sheets are made. There are two common weaves: The first, percale, is a simple stitch pattern associated with a lightweight and crisp feel. If you’ve ever seen bedding that appears perfectly disheveled, with little peaks and folds falling just so, you’re probably looking at percale.

The Classic Hardcore Sheet Bundle starts at $109 and is crisp to the touch. The fabric is 270-thread-count organic cotton, slightly low for what’s considered “good,” but it’s also probably why they’re so airy and breathable. I thought these would be too light for winter, but I was wrong. My room is extremely warm, thanks to my overzealous radiator, and these keep me cool all night long. They are my new staples.

My rating: 5/5

Parachute’s Percale Venice Set starts at $239 and includes a fitted sheet, duvet cover, and pillowcases (but because I’m not a monster and prefer sleeping with something between me and the duvet, the set starts at $379 with an added top sheet). It also gives you an added feel-good bonus: For each one you buy, Parachute donates a malaria bed net to a country in sub-Saharan Africa. Thread count is not listed, based on the argument that it’s not an ideal way to discern quality—but these feel ever so slightly thicker than Brooklinen’s. They’re still extra soft, they drape beautifully on my bed, and they keep me from sweating in my super-hot room.

My rating: 4.5/5

If you want a classic, all-season percale set, go with Brooklinen. Both sheets feel incredible and get the job done in terms of keeping me cozy and not sweaty. But unless you just really love to spend money, Parachute’s don’t feel $130 better.

Okay, so the other common sheet weave is sateen, which is known for being a little bit heavier, hugging the body more, and being more shiny than matte—not, like, face-grease-level shine but not as matte as percale. I was a longtime sateen hater because I thought (wrongly) they’d make me too hot. These sets completely turned me. Sateen should be in your regular rotation.

If you want sheets that feel smooth like buttah, these are for you.

Even though they were super soft right when I opened them, I followed the instructions and washed them before making my bed. Brooklinen’s Luxe Hardcore Bundle is the brand’s bestseller, at $330 for a queen set, and it lives up to the hype. At a 480 thread count, they’re definitely heavier than the percale. I kicked off the duvet the second night I slept under these. But they have other benefits—they feel, essentially, like softened butter. I was also surprised by how much I liked the slightly shinier look. This bedding made my room look fancier.

My rating: 4/5

If you think you don’t like sateen sheets, these will convince you otherwise.

I once again opted in for the top sheet, which brings Parachute’s Sateen Venice Set to $379 for a queen size. That’s a lot more than my old, cheap sateen bedding, which I promptly threw out after sleeping on these for one night. Guys. These are. The softest sheets. I’ve ever felt. Have you ever been outside on a nice day and realized the temperature was so perfect that you couldn’t even feel the air around you? That’s what lying in these feels like. I didn’t wake up sweaty or kick off my comforter. The only bad thing is I never want to leave them.

My rating: 5/5

Even though they cost almost half a month’s rent (in NYC, at least), I can’t recommend Parachute enough. Don’t get me wrong—both brands are amazing and instantly will make your room look more grown-up. Something about the shinier look is just FANCY. But if you want something that feels truly luxurious, the Parachute set is your best bet.

Does anyone really need linen sheets? No. Does that mean you don’t want them? Of course not. Something about the fabric’s slightly undone look—like the bedding equivalent of the perfectly messy bun—is just so appealing. And linen is kind of a super material: It wicks away moisture by retaining more water than traditional cotton can, so they’re a worthy investment if you sweat a lot or have a partner who sweats a lot.

Brooklinen’s Linen Hardcore Bundle starts at and is made from 100 percent linen. Although they come pre-washed and -dried, I washed them beforehand anyway. I also made sure to fold and get them on my mattress super fast because the fabric, ICYMI, is prone to wrinkling. The first night, my bed looked dreamy and amazing. These feel really soft, although not as soft as cotton, and definitely keep me cool. But by nights two and three, they were creasing and wrinkling a bit more than I liked, and my fitted sheet was moving around a lot. Also, linen snags more than cotton does. So if you have a pet who likes to sleep with you, think twice about these.

My rating: 3.5/5

The brand’s signature sheets for a reason. These are the softest linen sheets you can buy at this price.

At $529 for a queen, Parachute’s Linen Venice Set officially costs more than half my rent. But once again, I was blown away. The way I rationalize the steep cost is that I’ll probably use these only in the summer, which will prolong their lifetime. Parachute recommends replacing your bedding when it starts showing signs of aging, like frayed hems or stains, but if that stuff doesn’t bother you, I don’t see why you can’t keep these forever. Out of the box, Parachute’s set was softer than Brooklinen’s. They feel equally cool and airy, and I didn’t wake up with even a drop of sweat on my body. One big plus: Parachute doesn’t get as wrinkly. I also noticed the fitted sheet stayed in place better. I’d still recommend keeping your pet out of these—if only because at this price, wrecking them would be sad.

My rating: 4/5

This is a toss-up. Brooklinen’s linen set is cheaper, but the fitted sheet moving around is frustrating. Parachute’s stayed in place better and wrinkled less, but spending more than $500 is hard. This is your call, knowing that you probably don’t need them. But I can attest they feel extremely nice and cool.

It really depends on what you’re looking for.

Brooklinen is best for people who want basic, not too expensive, but still very good sheets. For percale, Brooklinen is the way to go—there’s no real need to spend so much money on such a classic weave. Plus, if you prefer to stock up on several sets, Brooklinen is your friend, since it’s considerably cheaper. You probably won’t miss the extra quality Parachute provides. Finally, Brooklinen feels especially geared toward people like me—20somethings in big cities who move around a lot—due to its branding, array of patterns, and reasonable pricing for such high quality.

But having had the luxury of comparing both brands to each other, I can’t deny how luxurious Parachute feels. I felt like a fancy bitch every single night I slept on them. I don’t see the benefit in spending almost $400 on the percale set, but sateen is worth the investment. Seriously, softest sheets ever. I’ll sleep on them until they disintegrate into dust and then buy another set. Parachute is best for people who want their bed to be the nicest place in their home. The solid, muted colors are all very adult-looking and go very well with the mid-century furniture that’s so very en vogue right now.

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